if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone
This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
a new level of white boy
Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever
They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes